... And the Horse You Rode In On

Apparently the saying "Spare the Rod, Spoil the Child" isn't quite severe enough for the Catholic Church. They're going with "Kill the Bitch, Go To Heaven." Awesome. Y'all just keep supporting them- doing whatever you want to whoever/whatever you want. Just make sure to confess and say a few "Hail Mary's" and you'll be Dead living the Good Life.