Or in Snob lingo, AYHSMB.
Typical old white people, let's move closer to nature, then kill it.
The problem started some time ago when acorn woodpeckers decided to take up residence in several homes in the woodsy community setting nestled between Lafayette and Walnut Creek. The birds drilled holes in the homes to store nuts. The holes damaged the homes, and the sound of the birds pecking drove some residents crazy.
Why don't you people pack up and move to the Tenderloin, no woodpeckers to bother you there.
I know, you're old, and it's your "God Given Right As An American®" to shoot anything you want.
If there were such a thing as poetic justice, the "sharpshooter" would accidentally take out a couple cotton balls on their way to bingo.
Pack Your Bags, We're Moving!
4 years ago
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